Random Thoughts

How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss America ?

Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.

Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?

Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?

Wouldn't you know it....
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever.

Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed outside?

Bumper sticker of the year:
'If you can read this, thank a teacher -and, since it's in English, thank a soldier'

I’d like to meet a guy named Art. I’d take him to a museum, hang him on the wall, criticize him and leave

Ok, so blood is thicker than water, but it isn't nearly as refreshing after a tough basketball game.

Government bailouts are like potato chips: You can't stop with just one.

I wonder what radical feminists make of the fact that it was men who created the rule of "women and children first" when it came to rescuing people from life-threatening emergencies.

Barack Obama's motto "Change you can believe in" has acquired a new meaning-- changing his positions is the only thing you can believe in. His campaign began with a huge change in the image he projects, compared to what he was doing for 20 years before.

And remember: life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.